more opinions, basic template filling

post.py

@@ -16,21 +16,33 @@
 from mastodon import Mastodon
 import json, random
 
-try:
+# try:
-	cfg = json.load(open('config.json', 'r'))
+# 	cfg = json.load(open('config.json', 'r'))
-except:
+# except:
-	print("Couldn't load config.json. Make sure you run login.py first!\n-----")
+# 	print("Couldn't load config.json. Make sure you run login.py first!\n-----")
-	raise
+# 	raise
 meta = json.load(open('meta.json', 'r'))
 takes = json.load(open('takes.json'))
 
-# log in
+take = random.choice(takes['templates']).format(
-client = Mastodon(
+	ideology = random.choice(takes['ideologies']),
-	client_id=cfg['client']['id'],
+	ideology2 = random.choice(takes['ideologies']),
-	client_secret=cfg['client']['secret'],
+	thing = random.choice(takes['things']),
-	access_token=cfg['secret'],
+	thing2 = random.choice(takes['things']),
-	api_base_url=cfg['site'])
+	thing3 = random.choice(takes['things']),
+	site = random.choice(takes['sites']),
+	ideolog = random.choice([i[:-1] + "t" for i in takes['ideologies'] if i.endswith("ism")])
+)
 
-# make a post!
+print(take)
-# if you delete this line, you can also remove the random module from the imports list.
+
-client.status_post("Hi! Your random number is: {}".format(random.randint(0,10000)))
+# # log in
+# client = Mastodon(
+# 	client_id=cfg['client']['id'],
+# 	client_secret=cfg['client']['secret'],
+# 	access_token=cfg['secret'],
+# 	api_base_url=cfg['site'])
+
+# # make a post!
+# # if you delete this line, you can also remove the random module from the imports list.
+# client.status_post("Hi! Your random number is: {}".format(random.randint(0,10000)))

takes.json

@@ -55,18 +55,17 @@
 		"wage labour",
 		"capital",
 		"currency",
-		"a ruling class",
+		"the ruling class",
 		"terrorism",
 		"communal ownership of the means of production",
 		"worker's guilds",
 		"intellectual property",
 		"personal property",
 		"private property",
-		"a legal system",
 		"jail",
 		"women's rights",
 		"universal basic income",
-		"true free speech",
+		"free speech",
 		"open borders",
 		"the working class",
 		"dictatorship of the proletariat",
@@ -87,6 +86,44 @@
 		"civilisation",
 		"technology",
 		"civil rights",
-		"rational choice"
+		"rational choice",
+		"personal freedom"
+	],
+	"sites": [
+		"fedi",
+		"tumblr",
+		"reddit",
+		"4chan",
+		"youtube",
+		"myspace",
+		"twitter",
+		"facebook",
+		"twitch",
+		"myspace"
+	],
+	"templates": [
+		"{thing} and {thing2} are mutually exclusive",
+		"{ideology} provides {thing} at the expense of {thing2}",
+		"{thing} is dividing the left",
+		"{thing}. {thing2}. {thing3}. what do they have in common? {ideology}.",
+		"{ideolog}s hate {thing} so much and i love it",
+		"\"{thing} is bad\", says the fucking {ideolog}",
+		"if you're against {thing}, you are literally not a {ideolog}",
+		"{ideology} is what happens when you try to build an ideology around {thing}",
+		"{ideolog}s will claim to support {thing} while railing against {thing2} and it's pathetic",
+		"me: time to check {site}\n{site}: *incoherent rambling about {thing}*\nme: *closes tab*",
+		"show me one person on {site} who isn't a {ideolog}",
+		"someone who i've followed for months just posted the worst fucking take about {thing} so i guess i'm blocking them now",
+		"just wait until i start ranting about {thing}",
+		"i was a {ideolog} until i learned about {thing}",
+		"slowly realising that i might be a {ideolog}",
+		"fight {ideology} with {ideology2}!",
+		"{ideolog}s be like \"let's just solve {thing} with {thing2}\"",
+		"{ideology} is fundamentally incompatible with {thing}",
+		"you, a {ideolog}: b-but what about {thing}?\nme, genius follower of {ideology}: {thing2}.",
+		"if {ideology} was a pokemon it would be weak to {thing}",
+		"broke: solving {thing} with {ideology}\nwoke: realising {ideology} creates {thing}\nbespoke: solving {ideology} with {ideology2}",
+		"love too log on to {site} dot com and see {ideolog}s defending {thing}",
+		"{ideology}: {thing} is an unsolvable problem\n{ideolog}s, who have had {thing} sorted for years: sure thing buddy"
 	]
 }