leftbot/takes.json
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{
"ideologies": [
"anarchism",
"left communism",
"stalinism",
"trotskyism",
"libertarian socialism",
"fascism",
"right libertarianism",
"capitalism",
"communism",
"socialism",
"distributism",
"council communism",
"social corporatism",
"ecological anarchism",
"monarchy",
"theocracy",
"anarcho-syndicalism",
"anarcho-capitalism",
"maoism",
"marxism-leninism",
"social democracy",
"blanquism",
"mutualism",
"individualist anarchism",
"anarcho-transhumanism",
"posadism",
"juche",
"collectivist anarchism",
"state corporatism",
"noocracy",
"feudalism",
"georgism",
"panarchism",
"communalism",
"democratic confederalism",
"technocracy",
"councilism",
"ba'athism",
"nationalism",
"strausserism",
"deleonism",
"neo-conservatism",
"conservatism"
],
"things": [
"shoplifting",
"racism",
"feminism",
"environmentalism",
"striking",
"unions",
"wage theft",
"wage labour",
"capital",
"currency",
"the ruling class",
"terrorism",
"communal ownership of the means of production",
"worker's guilds",
"intellectual property",
"personal property",
"private property",
"jail",
"women's rights",
"universal basic income",
"free speech",
"open borders",
"the working class",
"dictatorship of the proletariat",
"propaganda of the deed",
"propaganda",
"left unity",
"spooks",
"marriage",
"the state",
"intersectionalism",
"commodities",
"praxis",
"climate denialism",
"the commons",
"free markets",
"specialisation",
"industrial civilisation",
"civilisation",
"technology",
"civil rights",
"rational choice",
"personal freedom"
],
"sites": [
"fedi",
"tumblr",
"reddit",
"4chan",
"youtube",
"myspace",
"twitter",
"facebook",
"twitch",
"myspace"
],
"templates": [
"{thing} and {thing2} are mutually exclusive",
"{ideology} provides {thing} at the expense of {thing2}",
"{thing} is dividing the left",
"{thing}. {thing2}. {thing3}. what do they have in common? {ideology}.",
"{ideolog}s hate {thing} so much and i love it",
"\"{thing} is bad\", says the fucking {ideolog}",
"if you're against {thing}, you are literally not a {ideolog}",
"{ideology} is what happens when you try to build an ideology around {thing}",
"{ideolog}s will claim to support {thing} while railing against {thing2} and it's pathetic",
"me: time to check {site}\n{site}: *incoherent rambling about {thing}*\nme: *closes tab*",
"show me one person on {site} who isn't a {ideolog}",
"someone who i've followed for months just posted the worst fucking take about {thing} so i guess i'm blocking them now",
"just wait until i start ranting about {thing}",
"i was a {ideolog} until i learned about {thing}",
"slowly realising that i might be a {ideolog}",
"fight {ideology} with {ideology2}!",
"{ideolog}s be like \"let's just solve {thing} with {thing2}\"",
"{ideology} is fundamentally incompatible with {thing}",
"you, a {ideolog}: b-but what about {thing}?\nme, genius follower of {ideology}: {thing2}.",
"if {ideology} was a pokemon it would be weak to {thing}",
"broke: solving {thing} with {ideology}\nwoke: realising {ideology} creates {thing}\nbespoke: solving {ideology} with {ideology2}",
"love too log on to {site} dot com and see {ideolog}s defending {thing}",
"{ideology}: {thing} is an unsolvable problem\n{ideolog}s, who have had {thing} sorted for years: sure thing buddy",
"fred from scooby doo pulling the mask off of {ideology} to reveal {ideology2}",
"{ideology} is a fun game where you get rid of {thing} to create {thing2}",
"{ideology}, or as it's known in japan, super {thing} 64",
"my level 23 {ideolog} bard just gained a rank in {thing}",
"it's all fun and games until the {ideolog} starts talking about {thing}",
"my friends, sobbing: you can't just call everything {ideology}\nme, pointing at {thing}: {ideology}"
],
"content warnings": [
"subtooting an entire ideology",
"ranting about {ideology} again",
"{ideolog} hot take",
"subtoot, politics",
"politics, probably gonna delete this",
"{ideolog} memeing",
"pol, -",
"politics",
"let's get political",
"{thing} and {ideology}"
]
}