From 1278c515dba8038cb9f5c39c1c0df98426b0cf64 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Lynne Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2018 01:06:15 +1000 Subject: [PATCH] commit de la init --- bunetf.sh | 10 ++++++++++ dogegirl.sh | 8 ++++++++ hacc-marmite.sh | 6 ++++++ hacc.sh | 4 ++++ migrate.sh | 24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ problematic.sh | 4 ++++ rmcapitalism.sh | 7 +++++++ slimegirl.sh | 8 ++++++++ 8 files changed, 71 insertions(+) create mode 100755 bunetf.sh create mode 100755 dogegirl.sh create mode 100755 hacc-marmite.sh create mode 100755 hacc.sh create mode 100755 migrate.sh create mode 100755 problematic.sh create mode 100755 rmcapitalism.sh create mode 100755 slimegirl.sh diff --git a/bunetf.sh b/bunetf.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..03501e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/bunetf.sh @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + +dialog --title "Authentication required" --insecure --passwordbox "You have requested that you become a bunny girl. Please enter your password to continue." 10 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 200 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Loading" --guage "Human to BunnyGirl v2.1\nNow loading..." 8 40 +dialog --colors --title Customisation --checklist "Select the features you would like to enable." 15 40 5 1 "Humanoid" off 2 "Enhanced tail fluffiness" off \ +3 "Enhanced jumping height" off 4 "Super gay" off 5 "Permanent" off +dialog --title "Question" --yesno "You have selected the permanent option. Please be advised that there is no going back, should you choose to apply these changes.\n\nDo you want to continue?" 10 40 +dialog --title "Warning" --msgbox "Please ensure that you are not wearing anything on your head, as this may interfere with the creation of your ears. Also, please ensure that you are standing up, to give your tail some room." 10 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 350 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Applying changes" --guage "Please wait...\nYou might feel a warm sensation spreading throughout your body. This is normal." 12 40 +dialog --title "Complete" --msgbox "Process completed. You are now a bunny girl.\nAs you have selected the permanent option, this change cannot be undone.\nEnjoy your new form!" 10 40 +clear diff --git a/dogegirl.sh b/dogegirl.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..208e8c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/dogegirl.sh @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ + +dialog --title "Authentication required" --insecure --passwordbox "You have requested that you become a puppy girl. Please enter your password to confirm your request." 10 40 +dialog --colors --title Customisation --checklist "Select the features you would like to enable." 15 40 5 1 "Humanoid" off 2 "Good girl! Good girl!!" off \ +3 "Waggy tail" off 4 "Chew up shoes" off 5 "Permanent" off +dialog --title "Question" --yesno "You have selected the permanent option. Please be advised that there is no going back, should you choose to apply these changes.\n\nDo you want to continue?" 10 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 250 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Applying changes" --guage "Please wait..." 10 30 +dialog --title "Complete" --msgbox "Process completed. You are now a puppy girl! <3" 10 40 +clear diff --git a/hacc-marmite.sh b/hacc-marmite.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..7b51ba3 --- /dev/null +++ b/hacc-marmite.sh @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.025; done | dialog --title Scanning --guage "Scanning user @marmite@gaybaby.club for vulnerabilitites..." 10 40 +dialog --title Results --yesno "Potential exploit found. However, be advised that the user has rainbows. Are you sure you wish to continue?" 10 30 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.05; done | dialog --title "/!\\ HACK IN PROGRESS /!\\" --guage "\nHacking..." 10 40 +dialog --title "Scan failed" --msgbox "Hack failed with error 69: User is too gay. Please hang up and try again." 10 30 +clear diff --git a/hacc.sh b/hacc.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..dfc974a --- /dev/null +++ b/hacc.sh @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ + +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.05; done | dialog --title Scanning --guage "Locating user @socialskeleton@cybre.space..." 10 40 +dialog --title "Scan failed" --msgbox "Unable to locate user. They may be posting from outside of our universe, or be using multiple proxies. Proceed with extreme caution." 10 40 +clear diff --git a/migrate.sh b/migrate.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..3fcb035 --- /dev/null +++ b/migrate.sh @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +dialog --title "Question" --yesno "Do you want to delete your Twitter account and move to Mastodon?" 10 40 + +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.025; done | dialog --title Processing... --guage "[ ] deleting nazis\n +[ ] removing verified checkmarks\n +[ ] horny on main\n +[ ] importing snouts" 15 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.0125; done | dialog --title Processing... --guage "[X] deleting nazis\n +[ ] removing verified checkmarks\n +[ ] horny on main\n +[ ] importing snouts" 15 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.025; done | dialog --title Processing... --guage "[X] deleting nazis\n +[X] removing verified checkmarks\n +[ ] horny on main\n +[ ] importing snouts" 15 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.0175; done | dialog --title Processing... --guage "[X] deleting nazis\n +[X] removing verified checkmarks\n +[X] horny on main\n +[ ] importing snouts" 15 40 + +dialog --title "Question" --no-label "Yes" --yesno "Would you like to enable gay mode?" 10 40 +for i in `seq 1 69`; do echo $i; sleep 0.0125; if [ "$i" -eq "69" ]; then sleep 2; fi; done | dialog --title Processing... --guage "Setting up the big gay..." 10 35 +for i in `seq 68 69`; do echo $i; sleep 0.0125; if [ "$i" -eq "69" ]; then sleep 2; fi; done | dialog --colors --guage "\Z7\Z1e\Z2y\Z3y \Z46\Z59\Zb" 10 35 +dialog --title "Success" --msgbox "Welcome to the Fediverse! <3" 10 40 +clear diff --git a/problematic.sh b/problematic.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..6070625 --- /dev/null +++ b/problematic.sh @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +dialog --title "/!\\PROBLEMATIC CONTENT DETECTED /!\\" --yes-label "CANCEL THAT FUCKER" --no-label "ignore it" --yesno "\nSome nerd made a problematic fucking post! What do we do captain?" 10 50 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.025; done | dialog --title "Cancelling in progress" --guage "\nPlease wait..." 10 30 +dialog --title "Cancellation complete" --msgbox "\nthe asshat whomst posted that shit is officially CANCELLED" 10 40 +clear diff --git a/rmcapitalism.sh b/rmcapitalism.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..d8085f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/rmcapitalism.sh @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +dialog --yesno "The following systems have been marked for complete removal: +\n +\n - Capitalism\n\nNote that you will lose all data associated with the above system(s) if you continue. +Are you sure you wish to uninstall these system(s)?" 15 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep 0.05; done | dialog --title Uninstalling --guage "Capitalism is now being uninstalled. Do not turn off your computer." 10 30 +dialog --title "Uninstall complete" --msgbox "Operation completed successfully. Capitalism and its associated data has now been removed from your computer. Have a nice day!" 10 40 +clear diff --git a/slimegirl.sh b/slimegirl.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..cc4379e --- /dev/null +++ b/slimegirl.sh @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ + +dialog --title "Authentication required" --insecure --passwordbox "You have requested that you become a slime girl. Please enter your password to confirm your request." 10 40 +dialog --colors --title Customisation --checklist "Select the features you would like to enable." 15 40 5 1 "Goopiness" off 2 "Human form" off \ +3 "Stickiness" off 4 "Super gay" off 5 "Permanent" off +dialog --title "Question" --yesno "You have selected the permanent option. Please be advised that there is no going back, should you choose to apply these changes.\n\nDo you want to continue?" 10 40 +for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 250 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Applying changes" --guage "Please wait..." 10 30 +dialog --title "Complete" --msgbox "Process completed. You are now a slime girl! <3" 10 40 +clear