catgirl too because i've lost control of my life

tf/catgirl.sh

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+dialog --title "Authentication required" --insecure --passwordbox "You have requested that you become a catgirl. Please enter your password to continue." 10 40
+for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 200 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Loading" --guage "Human to CatGirl v2.1\nNow loading..." 8 40
+dialog --colors --title Customisation --checklist "Select the features you would like to enable." 15 40 5 1 "Humanoid" off 2 "Cute lil pink nose" off \
+3 "Ear twitches" off 4 "Super gay" off 5 "Hates water" off 6 "Permanent" off
+dialog --title "Question" --yesno "You have selected the permanent option. Please be advised that there is no going back, should you choose to apply these changes.\n\nDo you want to continue?" 10 40
+dialog --title "Warning" --msgbox "Please ensure that you are not wearing anything on your head, as this may interfere with the creation of your ears. Also, please ensure that you are standing up, to give your tail some room." 10 40
+for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 350 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Applying changes" --guage "Please wait...\nYou might feel a warm sensation spreading throughout your body. This is normal." 12 40
+dialog --title "Complete" --msgbox "Process completed. You are now a catgirl.\nAs you have selected the permanent option, this change cannot be undone.\nEnjoy your new form! :3" 10 40
+clear

tf/possum.sh

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+dialog --title "Authentication required" --insecure --passwordbox "You have requested that you become a possum. Please enter your password to continue." 10 40
+for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 200 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Loading" --guage "Human to PossumPerson v2.1\nNow loading..." 8 40
+dialog --colors --title Customisation --checklist "Select the features you would like to enable." 15 40 5 1 "Humanoid" off 2 "Tail curls" off \
+3 "Ear twitches" off 4 "Super gay" off 5 "Permanent" off
+dialog --title "Question" --yesno "You have selected the permanent option. Please be advised that there is no going back, should you choose to apply these changes.\n\nDo you want to continue?" 10 40
+dialog --title "Warning" --msgbox "Please ensure that you are not wearing anything on your head, as this may interfere with the creation of your ears. Also, please ensure that you are standing up, to give your tail some room." 10 40
+for i in `seq 1 100`; do echo $i; sleep `echo 1.0 / $RANDOM \* 350 | bc -l`; done | dialog --title "Applying changes" --guage "Please wait...\nYou might feel a warm sensation spreading throughout your body. This is normal." 12 40
+dialog --title "Complete" --msgbox "Process completed. You are now a possum.\nAs you have selected the permanent option, this change cannot be undone.\nEnjoy your new form!" 10 40
+clear